thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme: sconesandtexting: No child is born homophobic. This child is precious and I hope he never changes. This youtube video is seriously the best. You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people? Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
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atheistme:

sconesandtexting:

No child is born homophobic.

This child is precious and I hope he never changes.

This youtube video is seriously the best.

You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?

Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”

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banesvoice: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.         Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we were all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.       I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would write me up.       I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out” The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay Risking students health is not okay and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY Bitching about girls’ clothing is fucking sexist bullshit I’ve been saying it for years  Boys can wear wife beaters and speedos and no one cares if we can see their tiny cocks peeking through, but a girl wears a fucking bikini or shorts that don’t cover her knees and suddenly it’s a fucking whore house  It’s insane that they can do this and get away with it.  In my school, you walk through the halls with shorts or a tank top on and you’re basically guaranteed detention.  And yet, we have a female principal who claims she supports gender equality.  People don’t even realize they’re enforcing outdated, sexist policies that are suppressing women. And the second we try to call them out on it, we’re put down because of our age and position.  Morons. 
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banesvoice: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.         Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we were all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.       I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would write me up.       I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out” The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay Risking students health is not okay and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY Bitching about girls’ clothing is fucking sexist bullshit I’ve been saying it for years  Boys can wear wife beaters and speedos and no one cares if we can see their tiny cocks peeking through, but a girl wears a fucking bikini or shorts that don’t cover her knees and suddenly it’s a fucking whore house  It’s insane that they can do this and get away with it.  In my school, you walk through the halls with shorts or a tank top on and you’re basically guaranteed detention.  And yet, we have a female principal who claims she supports gender equality.  People don’t even realize they’re enforcing outdated, sexist policies that are suppressing women. And the second we try to call them out on it, we’re put down because of our age and position.  Morons. 
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banesvoice: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.         Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we were all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.       I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would write me up.       I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out” The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay Risking students health is not okay and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY Bitching about girls’ clothing is fucking sexist bullshit I’ve been saying it for years  Boys can wear wife beaters and speedos and no one cares if we can see their tiny cocks peeking through, but a girl wears a fucking bikini or shorts that don’t cover her knees and suddenly it’s a fucking whore house  It’s insane that they can do this and get away with it.  In my school, you walk through the halls with shorts or a tank top on and you’re basically guaranteed detention.  And yet, we have a female principal who claims she supports gender equality.  People don’t even realize they’re enforcing outdated, sexist policies that are suppressing women. And the second we try to call them out on it, we’re put down because of our age and position.  Morons. 
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banesvoice:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we were all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would write me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Bitching about girls’ clothing is fucking sexist bullshit I’ve been saying it for years 

Boys can wear wife beaters and speedos and no one cares if we can see their tiny cocks peeking through, but a girl wears a fucking bikini or shorts that don’t cover her knees and suddenly it’s a fucking whore house 

It’s insane that they can do this and get away with it. 

In my school, you walk through the halls with shorts or a tank top on and you’re basically guaranteed detention. 

And yet, we have a female principal who claims she supports gender equality. 

People don’t even realize they’re enforcing outdated, sexist policies that are suppressing women. And the second we try to call them out on it, we’re put down because of our age and position. 

Morons. 

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